New Christmas Music from The Bongos, Phil Wickham, Michael Bolton and Mickey Guyton, Caitlyn Smith, Colton Dixon, A Winter Union and Chloe Flower

 

Christmas Isn’t Christmas - Michael Bolton + Mickey Guyton

I’m a fan, to some extent of both Bolton and Guyton but this generic bit of fluff, while inoffensive, won’t be finding its way into my rotation this year.

Manger Throne - Phil Wickham

Fairly standard Worship anthem. If you’re into it , you’re into it.

Rock the Christmas Cheer! - The Bongos

Generic tunes from artists who’ve done better work in the past seems to be the theme today. This time it’s generic indie/powerpop from critical darlings of a certain age, The Bongos.

 I wanted this to be so much better.

Snow Day - Caitlyn Smith

Nice gently swinging, holiday romantic number, b/w a solid, mostly,  sparsely acoustic, take on O Holy Night. 

Worth revisiting.

Home For Christmas - Colton Dixon

So, Colton decided to release a song with a title that will remind people of another song and then covers that more famous version of the similarly titled song. Interesting choice.

The cover’s better than the original and the originals OK, for a modern pop tune. 

There’s also a contemplative cover of Let it Snow.

Minstrels - A Winter Union

Right up my alley, this slice of festive folk sits comfortably alongside holiday tracks from the likes of Blackmore’s Night, Loreena McKennitt, Kate Rusby and Jethro Tull.

River - Chloe Flower

When I heard the first overly familiar piano tinkles my heart sank. Oh, no, I thought, yet another cover of River like almost every other cover of River. Fortunately it opened up into a more expansive Classical Crossover thing. I’m not adding it to any playlists but it’s fine.

New Christmas Music from Johnny Mathis, Cher, Seth MacFarlane, Gavin DeGraw, Blessing Offor, One Republic and more...

It's that time of year again so here's the first of this years round-ups of new Christmassy releases...

Christmas - Cher 

This one was never going to rate high with me, I haven’t really been a fan of Cher’s output  since the early 80’s. Guests include the Cyndi Lauper, Stevie Wonder and Michael Bublé.

A Cher Christmas album from 30 to 50 years ago would have been awesome, but this does nothing for me. That said, if you’re a fan you’ll probably love it.

The Greatest Christmas Hits - Pentatonix

If Pentatonix had the restraint to keep their Christmas releases down to one every six or seven years or so, I’d probably feel a lot less disdain for them. 

This release combines 23 of their “Holiday Classics” with 8 more new tunes. Which is which? Don’t know, don’t care. I can take the odd Pentatonix track on the radio or playing in a store while I Christmas shop but I can’t imagine putting myself through 31 straight songs.

As always I’ll add the disclaimer that this is just my personal opinion and if you like this stuff then that’s awesome and I’m honestly happy for you, I'm just not a fan.

Dear Santa - One Republic

Decent pop tune, nothing groundbreaking. Honestly, if I hadn’t known this was from a massively popular and well established group I might have thought it was a better than average Hallmark Movie title track by some relatively unknown performer. There’s also a piano version of the song that’s pretty good.

Not bad and definitely the best thing I’ve heard today.

Like a Child - Blessing Offor

Well that didn’t last long. Sorry One Republic, this three track single from Blessing Offor , especially "Like a Child", has risen to the top of today’s chart. The only blemish is the egregious use of autotune in Little Drummer Boy, it’s time producers let that affectation go. Offor even manages to make a decent job of covering "Wonderful Christmastime”

Everything You Want - Matt Rogers + Muna

Not a Christmas song, just a mediocre pop song that references Christmas.

A Classic Christmas - Gavin DeGraw

Decent collection of a half dozen holiday standards. You won’t want to throw out your old LPs but as neo-crooners go this is pretty good.

Let it Snow - Various Bocellis

Single from forthcoming Deluxe version of last years' family affair. Meh.

We Wish You the Merriest - Seth MacFarlane + Liz Gilles

Brian from Family Guy releases a solid holiday track. Nice arrangement , nice vocals, can’t complain (and I do love to complain!).

Christmas Time is Here - Johnny Mathis

I’ve saved the best for last. An expanded version of the E.P. the legend released last year. Sure he’s not the singer was , umm, 50+ years ago but ⅔ Johnny Mathis is twice as good as the vast majority of releases you’ll listen to this year. Kristin Chenoweth guests on "Santa Claus is Coming to Town".