Showing posts with label christmas films. Show all posts
Showing posts with label christmas films. Show all posts

Sunday, October 27, 2019

Christmas at Halloween III : Hell School Musical




Anna and the Apocalypse (2017)

Well, that was disappointing. So, someone took the worst parts of Glee, High School Musical and every show on the CW and ripped off Shaun of the Dead. Groundbreaking. This movie needs to get off my lawn. 
It is a very well made film. The songs are fine but instantly forgettable. But the story is hackneyed, the comedy isn’t funny, the zombies aren’t scary.
I really wish I’d liked this more because at times it melds Christmas and horror fairly well but I dislike every character and hate the script, so this isn’t becoming a holiday tradition at Casa Kringle anytime soon.




Silent Night Bloody Night (1972)

Offbeat, slow-moving early 70s indie with a slight underground flavor including appearances by a handful of Warhol day players and the unaccountably beloved, in certain circles, Mary Woronov. The most interesting thing is the score by Gershon Kingsley and that’s only because the film is so un-engaging I paid more attention to the soundtrack just to pass the time. 
Not the worst low budget axe killer movie you’ll ever see, so there’s that. Though John Carradine’s appearance in the cast list should give you some idea what you're in for. 
There’s a fair amount of Christmas in the production design, but it’s not very Christmassy, what with all the bloody murders and all.




Home for the Holidays (1972)

Another holiday thriller from ‘72 is this ABC Movie of the Week starring Sally Field, Jessica Walter, and Julie Harris, among others. It’s not  brilliant but it is a solid made for TV effort from back in the days when even Aaron Spelling put a modicum of effort into producing compelling content. 
A dying patriarch gathers his four estranged daughters to his deathbed to make an extraordinary request. I don’t want to spoil things but there is a lot of melodrama, a body count, plus Sally Fields screaming, a lot. 
Not very Christmassy, mostly incidental decor, but that’s hardly surprising given the familial tensions involved.



Holidays (2016)

Mediocre horror anthology, redundant I know, featuring a number of holiday themed shorts. The Christmas segment, directed by Scott Stewart and starring Serh Green, is okay but pretty predictable.

Saturday, October 26, 2019

Yule Logged: Day One... It begins!



Hallmark started it's Countdown to Christmas so here it goes. I'll be logging my holiday viewing with my entirely subjective and often cynical capsule reviews. 
I'll be logging all my holiday entertainment watching, not just Hallmark. No, I don't think anyone cares that much. Hopefully, though, I can steer some folks towards some festive fun they might have missed otherwise, and give fair warning on what they might want to avoid where necessary.




A Merry Christmas Match (2019)

Not a great start to the Hallmark holiday season. Awkward Christmas romance that feels like a low rent rip off of a mediocre Hallmark flick.

Is it Hallmark? Yes

Is it terrible? Not terrible.

Is it Christmastime? Yes.

Does it look like Christmas? I guess.

Does it sound like Christmas? eh.

Does it feel like Christmas? Not really, not organically.

Did it make me cry? No, I yawned a fair bit though.

Did I finish it? I did not.

Film Rating: Not good. Not terrible.

Christmas Movie Rating: Not good, with frozen hot chocolate.




5 Star Christmas (2018)

Italian political bedroom farce.

Is it Hallmark? Nope, Netflix.

Is it Christmastime? Si.

Does it look like Christmas? incidental  decor, an apparently dead Santa Claus gets Weekend at Bernied.

Does it sound like Christmas? Nope

Does it feel like Christmas? Nope

Did it make me cry? Don’t be a stunod!

Did I finish it? Yes, but I was bored.

Film rating: Loads of political humor, probably funnier if you’re up on Italian current events circa 2018. Not terrible but nothing I’d revisit.

Christmas Movie Rating: Not a Christmas flick




Christmas at Holly Lodge (2017)

Christmas romance front loads a bunch of sentimental triggers, which all pay off eventually.

Is it Hallmark? Yes.

Greedy business people? You know it.

Causing romantic conflict? Oh yeah.

Is it terrible? Fortunately not. Nor is it particularly memorable.

.Is it Christmastime? Yup.

Does it look like Christmas? Oh yeah.

Does it Sound like Christmas? Pretty much.

Does it feel like Christmas? Sure.

Did it make me cry? It was only a little bit of dust in my eyes….

Did I finish it? Yes, but I multi tasked.

Film Rating: Typical Hallmark sentimental romance - hospitality division.

Christmas Movie Rating: See above but with tinsel.




A Town Without Christmas (2001)

A child’s note threatening suicide starts us on our holiday adventure. The cast, including Patricia Heaton, Ernie Hudson, and Peter Falk, make this one worthwhile despite the initially dark premise.

Begat a pair of Falk featured sequels.

Is it Hallmark? Nope, but is airing on Hallmark. Originally premiered on CBS.

Is it Christmastime? Indeed.

Does it look like Christmas? Yes.

Does it sound like Christmas? Sure.

Does it feel like Christmas? Pretty much.

Did it make me cry? Nope.

Did I finish it? Yep.

Film Rating: Emotionally manipulative drama mixed with fantasy.Not totally my thing but good for what it is.

Christmas Movie Rating: Certainly more complex than most modern Hallmark fare. Not a film for the whole family.

Tuesday, September 3, 2019

Pregaming Christmas (A Christmas Mystery, Christmas Road Trip, We Wish You a Merry Christmas +)




* TV Movies



A Christmas Mystery (2014 Amazon Prime)

Tepid holiday mystery / romance. Emphasis on the romance. I don't know if Secret Past was the original title and they re branded to make it seasonal ,where the bar for such things is so much lower, or if they re-christened it so folks wouldn't be put off the other eleven months of the year.




Holiday Road Trip (2013 Amazon Prime)

The name Fred Olen Ray in a film's credits fills me with the same brand of dread as David DeCoteau (Santas Summer House) . So imagine my shock when I sorta liked Holiday Road Trip.

A pair of feuding pet supply company execs take a last minute road trip with the firm's canine mascot. It's sitcom level stuff but that's better than a lot of these things. Perhaps not surprisingly the supporting cast is festooned with sentimental favorites like Shelly Long, Susan Olsen, Donna Pescow, Mindy Cohn and George Hamilton, among others.

Yeah, it's a bit long and, despite the plethora of decorations and non stop mediocre Christmas tunes in the soundtrack it never really felt all that Christmassy.


* Kid's Stuff



We Wish You a Merry Christmas  (1999 )

The town of harmony is too busy to have music… but they do love Christmas… and there’s an orphanage run by a clean freak… and the kids are so used to being given presents by the townsfolk that giving something back is an alien concept to them… and this leads to the invention of Christmas carols?

A human couldn't have written this nonsense, had to be some alpha version of a cheap holiday cartoon algorithm. Not absolutely terrible but totally unnecessary.


* Christmas Books


Christmas with Jinny Beyer (1996)

A terrific resource for a crafty Christmas, but as the only thing I’m remotely crafty about is hiding Christmas presents that I’ve bought for myself (and others),this will be thumbed through by my wife far more than me. I can look at all the pretty pictures though.

Thrift store find. Not a bad deal for a buck.


The Spirit of Christmas Four

Another thrift.

Before lifestyle blogs, Pinterest boards and socially media food and style influencers annual book series like this, from Leisure Arts in this case, was where, in concert with seasonal issues of your favorite magazines, where one might find all sorts of holiday inspiration back in the day. Crafts, projects recipes, it’s all here.





Monday, November 10, 2014

Monday Holiday Link Catch-up (Nov. 10)

Links you may have missed the last few days...

Christmas Underground on local Portland compilation Pdxmas 2014

Also on the Underground Faye & the Scooges latest holiday bauble

Stubby previews The Smoke Fairies upcoming seasonal offering

Los Campesino's Christmas E.P. also previewed at Stubby's House of Christmas

Elves' Bells! has The Disappointment Choir's new video for A Pretty Good Christmas

My Festive Fizzy Pop on the Downton Abbey Christmas album

Check out Never Mind The Baubles - Small Bear's 2014 Christmas Album (via Christmas a Go Go)


Variety pans Robin William's final holiday flick


Printmakers supreme Dark Hall Mansion's newest holiday offering: The Year Without a Santa Claus


New Christmas adverts out from U.K. retail giants John Lewis | Boots | Waitrose | Tesco | Aldi | Argos 

For more links throughout the day check out our twitter feed @SantasWorkingOT

Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Remember the Night (1940)



Remember the Night (1940)

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia:
Remember the Night is a 1940 American romantic comedy/drama Christmas film directed by Mitchell Leisen, and starring Barbara Stanwyck and Fred MacMurray. The film was written by Preston Sturges—his last as a writer before he became a writer-director with The Great McGinty.


Remember the Night Info:

IMDB
Wikipedia
TCM
Rotten Tomatoes
All Movie Guide
TV Guide



Remember the Night Reviews:

Variety
Another Old Movie Blog
black-and-white-movies.com
DVD Savant
Jim Lane’s Cinedrome
Movies Unlimited
Pretty Clever Films
Self-Styled Siren

Radio Version

Lux Radio Theater (1940) (Scroll down to show #256)
Screen Director's Playhouse (1951)
Lux Radio Theater Script (Generic Radio Workshop)



Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Wednesday Afternoon Update (31 links)

"Joy to the World: Music for Christmas" by Andre Kostelanetz' Orchestra and Chorus @ Merry and Bright

Western Springs Sings Christmas 1960 @ Cheerful Earful

Big Rock Christmas Mountain

Steve and Eydie @ AM, Then FM

The Eighth Day of Mellowmas: Francis Familymas @ Popdose

God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen - Vol 3: Electronic, Mechanical and Novelty @ bongobells

Podcast @ Christmas A Go Go

Liam and Me - Winter Paradise (I Miss You This Christmas) and One Weekly Gun - One Xmas Song @ Hits in the Car

"Rockin the Mistletoe from SideBMusic" @ PowerPopaholic

Christmas With Grandma Moses @ Ernie (Not Bert)

Lester Lanin - Let It Snow/Auld Land Syne/ A Hot Time In The Old Town Tonight @ Dartman's World of Wonder

Wayne Coyne, Be our Santa Claus (Single, 2010) @ Viola Music Club

Christmas at Sedsoul via Hear the Sounds

Trapped Mice - God is Here @ Aye Tunes

New Classical Tracks: A Chanticleer Christmas @ MPR


Advent Calendar Day 8: The Mike Flowers Pops ‘Give Her One For Christmas’ @ Out On Blue Six

A scandipop advent! Day 8: ‘Home For Christmas’, by Maria Mena

Christmas Seals - 1950 Campaign - Thunder in the Valley @ rand’s esoteric otr


Farkakte Film Flashback: Off-Kilter Christmas Movie Edition @ Popdose

25 Facts About Your Favorite Christmas Movies @ Mental Floss

Christmas Countdown: Best of DC 58, Part 8 @ Random Acts of Geekery

The Ultimate Christmas Stocking @ X-Entertainment

5 Ideas To Get Cthulhu into Your Christmas @ wired


Neatorama Facts: Christmas At Disneyland

The Five Best Christmas Light Displays in New York City @ Cheapoair

Meet The City's Tree Vendors, Part 3: Henry Romp @ Gothamist

America's Best Christmas Displays @ Forbes


Christmas Nutshell Library @ vintage kid's books my kid loves

Vintage Christmas Graphic Image - Madonna & Child @ the Graphics Fairy

Sweet Song of Christmas-tide! @ A Vintage Cottage Home

Picture Perfect Wednesday: Christmas Elf in Trouble! Send Help! @ Shades of Gray

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Saturday Morning Quickie

RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REINDEER
By Zellaby


Three collections of celebrity musician Holiday Greetings 1, 2, 3 @ Ernie (Not Bert)


My Favourite Christmas Songs @ Jul igen


Collider's Top 10 Christmas Movies


Santas Working Overtime on Twitter | Tumblr

Friday, June 5, 2009

Disney's Christmas Carol update


Disney's Christmas Carol
: Wikipedia

Disney's Christmas Carol Train Tour
: Official Site, Press release (pdf), USA Today article

Gamer Investments
has the E3 Fact Sheet for the Nintendo DS video game based upon the upcoming Disney adaptation of Dicken's A Christmas Carol

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Friday, May 15, 2009

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Merry Maymas

1949 Chesterfield (by vintageadvertisements)
1949 Chesterfield (by vintageadvertisements)


Okay, I think I've gotten over my yuletide burn-out and ready to sled back into the holiday spirit...


The Internet Archive has recently added a number of historic early holiday themed films to its enormous collection of public domain goodness:

The Night Before Christmas (1905)

A Winter Straw Ride (1906)

A Christmas Carol (1910)

Making Christmas Crackers (1910)

A Christmas Accident (1912)

The Adventure of the Wrong Santa Claus (1914)


Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Christmas Eve afternoon update

Away in a manger... (by partymonstrrrr)
Away in a manger... (by partymonstrrrr)

Nutcracker Variations @ bongobells

Christmas In The World of Wonder: Christmas Mix #4

Merry Shellacmas, Part 2!
@ MY(P)WHAE

Escuchad, Los Ángeles Cantan by Waldo De Los Rios
@ FaLaLaLaLa

Plastic Pumpkins:
Greetings From The '70's! Part One: The Man With The Bag
Greetings From The '70's! Part Two: The Road Before Us
Electric (Company) Christmas

The Night Before Christmas @ Telltale

Cool-Mo-Dee shares Woody Woodpecker's Christmas Parade

Will Elder's "The Night Before Christmas" from Panic #1 @ Fortress of Fortitude

Hairy Green Eyeball has some Rudolph from 1953

Christmas Comics Cover Countdown Day 24!
@ Random Acts of Geekery

The Carpenters: A Christmas Portrait (1978)@ CWBiH

Franklin Mint Blog basks in the glow of The WPIX Yule Log

The Five Worst Holiday Films
@ Film.com


(Crossposts from Monster Rally)

Kindertrauma remembers The Bumble Snow Monster

Christmas in the Stars - if you must @ Black Hole DVD Review

The Lovecraftian Horror of Potterville (and here) @ Chris Perridas

Stacie Ponder @ Horror Hacker: - O Christmas Tree: A Tribute to Triffids, The Ruins Vines, and the Preachy Plants of The Happening

a PEEK in Santa's PACK! (Jul, 1947) @ Modern Mechanix

Elvira's Christmas Carol @ Monster Memories

Arbogast on Film: Random Acts of Christmas No. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

Christmas Eve Already!

jack_and_jill0012 (by senses working overtime)

"He Has Come: Christmas Music from the Jesus Movement" @ bongobells
"The Jesus Movement (late 1960s and early 1970s) was a time
when many bare-footed hippies where coming to Christ.
These young Christians were called "Jesus People"
and they began creating a new form of worship and evangelical music.
Here they sing about Christmas and the Birth of their King."

Snowball OST @ Eric Hester

"Christmas Is" with Benji and Waldo. @ Twelve Months of Christmas

Happy Holidays From Salad Days Music

AZLTRON Holiday Mix

Umphrey's McGee: free Christmas EP

happy chrismas to ya list'nas
@ snuhthing/anything

Have Yourself A Magical Little Christmas
@ She'll Grow Back

It All Started With Carbon Monoxide's Obligatory Christmas Mix #4

Sebastian's Zither - Christmas Dreams
@ A Christmas Yuleblog

The Venture Brothers:"Henchmen 21 & 24 - Wonderful Christmastime" @ Quickstop Entertainment

New .99 cent Rifftrax Christmas Short "Santa's Toyshop"

Me and You and a Blog Named Boo offers up some Christmas Music Videos

Cool-Mo-Dee shares Dell Giant #53 - Donald Duck and DC Universe Christmas

Groovy Christmas' Past: Captain Marvel gets "A Taste of Madness!"@ Diversions of the Groovy Kind

Herman Munster Meets Santa Claus @ Frankensteinia

The Franklin Mint Blog remembers A Charlie Brown Christmas

Hulu Christmas Collection:
  • The Office: Moroccan Christmas
  • Monk: Mr. Monk and the Miracle
  • American Dad!: Best Christmas Story Never Told
  • 30 Rock: Christmas Special
  • Psych: Christmas Joy
  • ALF: ALF's Special Christmas
  • Married...With Children: Christmas
  • The A-Team: Holiday in the Hills
  • The O.C.: The Best Chrismukkah Ever
The Lightning Bug's Lair on the original Black Christmas (1974)

Star Wars Holiday Special: The Good Parts Version & Stephen Leacock's "Merry Christmas" @ Fantasy Magazine

Saturday, December 13, 2008

Christmas Music and Movies and Comics and Stuff

Åke Jelving - Christmas In Sweden, Bielefelder Kinderchor - Christmas In Germany, and Christmas In Italy, all shared by the ever-generous CaptainOT at A Christmas Yuleblog

bongobells has tirelessly surfed the web hunting for yuletide nuggets to share and A "Merry Miscellaneous Christmas" collects some of his favorite finds

Christmas in Los Angeles @ The Pop View

Finally Friday: Christmas Mix 2 @ speed of dark

The Classic Tales Podcast presents "A Classic Tales Christmas":
Robert Louis Stevenson tells of "Christmas at Sea", then we have "The Christmas Present" by Richmal Crompton. Saki puts in his two cents about Christmas presents in "Reginald on Christmas Presents". Robert Frost delivers a "Christmas Chain Letter on Christmas Trees", and Hans Christian Anderson rounds it off with his immortal tale of "A Little Match Girl".

A Franklin Mint Instrumental Christmas Compilation & A Franklin Mint Novelty Christmas Compilation

Christmas in The World of Wonder: Pat Boone Sings of Christmas

Season's Greetings :: Christmas Medley @ Aquarium Drunkard

A polaroid for Christmas 2008 Mix


The Hush Now: "Jingle Bells"

The Christmas Music Show I Swore I'd Never Do
@ musicgoat

Six Christmas Chorales by Samuel Scheidt, Interesting Christmas music, cont. and
Grofe: Christmas Eve (1934) @ MY(P)WHAE

Ernie (Not Bert) shares a stereo copy of Lester Lanin And His Orchestra's Christmas Dance Party

Video: Eux Autres - "Another Christmas At Home" @ MBV

Santa Clause Conquers the Martians @ Internet Archive

a patrick swayze christmas

And the Ultimate Scrooge Is... @ Geek Orthodox plus Gingerbread Superheroes!

Christmas Movie Rankings @ The Movie Fight

Cool-Mo-Dee's Calvalcade of Christmas Comics continues with
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1961-62), Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1962-63), Disney's Christmas Parade #2, and Disney's Christmas Parade #4

Diversions of the Groovy Kind's Grooviest Covers of All Time: Christmas Treasure(ies) plus "On the Day of His Return"

Random Acts of Geekery's Christmas Comics Cover Countdown Day 12 & 13!

Faith Hill's Joy to the World $5 sale at Amazon this weekend