Saturday, November 9, 2019

Yule Logged: A Star For Christmas, A Twist of Christmas, A Lot Like Christmas, Home by Christmas, A Christmas Carol (2018)




A Star For Christmas (2012)

Excruciating.

Is it Hallmark? Who cares?

Does it look / sound / feel like Christmas? No.

Is it a good movie? No.

Is it a good Christmas Movie? No.




A Twist of Christmas (2018)

Made zero impression on me. Nice Oreo record player product placement though.

Is it Hallmark? Lifetime.

Does it look like Christmas? Barely

Does it sound like Christmas? Not much

Does it feel like Christmas? Not really

Did I finish it? No.

Is it a good movie? No

Is it a good Christmas Movie?  Did nothing for me.



A Lot Like Christmas (2019)

So many micro-budget Christmas films are also micro-inspired. No amount of money is going to help improve them. Heck, that’s what the whole Hallmark holiday romance genre has become, slightly higher budget with micro-effort.

A Lot Like Christmas looks like it probably could have been a decent film with a bit more resources and a bit more professionalism on display. Because it’s not a good movie and thanks to length and pacing issues it wears out its welcome eventually. That said, for a while, its a lot more watchable than loads of higher budget offerings.

It’s also a family drama with only minimal Christmas content and a few politically incorrect comedy bits.


Is it Hallmark? Nope.

Is it Christmastime? Yes

Does it look like Christmas? Just barely

Does it sound like Christmas? There are occasional nods to the season but overall no.

Does it feel like Christmas? No.

Did I finish it?  Had to bail about ¾ through.

Is it a good movie? No.

Is it a good Christmas Movie? No.





Home by Christmas (2006)

What a melodramatic train wreck. Life and a cheating husband put poor Linda Hamilton through the wringer. It’s hard to watch both because you feel bad for Hamilton’s character and because its a crummy movie.

Is it Hallmark? Lifetime but, I watched it on Tubi.

Does it look like Christmas? I gave up halfway through, not much to that point.

Does it sound like Christmas? See above

Does it feel like Christmas? See above

Did it make me cry?  It was trying it darnedest but no.

Did I finish it? No

Is it a good movie? No

Is it a good Christmas Movie? No.




A Christmas Carol (2018)

One of the most underwhelming adaptions / updates of Dickens' classic. Nothing much to recommend it.